Jessica Simpson’s Presence At His Game Spells Disaster For Tony Romo

December 17th, 2007 // 8 Comments

Tony Romo is feeling the wrath of the Dallas Cowboy’s fanbase after airhead girlfriend Jessica Simpson proved to be a bad luck charm. Jessica, wearing a so cute you could hurl pink version of Romo’s jersey, watched him have what is being called the worst game of his career against the Philadelphia Eagles Sunday night. She can’t sell an album or a movie – how the hell is she going to inspire victory in a football game? Not that I know a damn thing about football but Romo threw three interceptions and fumbled the ball twice. AND he received his lowest quarterback rating ever of 22.2. Normally he scores over a 100. This was his worst game since his previous girlfriend, auto vandalizer Carrie Underwood, was in the stands. I think it’s time to ban whatever your lastest piece is from the game, dude. This ain’t Pop Warner. Some chick outside the arena that night screamed “worry about the game, not your girlfriend” at him. You tell him, Becky Sue! Tony better get on the stick before Papa Joe starts asking for private meetings to gauge his commitment. You know what happens in those private meetings. It’s why Pete Wentz won’t come visit the Simpsons at Christmas. Mr. Simpson answers his study door oiled, and in a thong. No thanks, Santa.

Photos: AP

Video of Jessica Simpson cheering Tony Romo on is after the jump.

By J. Harvey
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  1. someone

    I hardly think that he sucked because Jessica was there.

  2. sassygirl

    geezus! she’s so stupid she still gets chaperoned on dates by daddy. pathetic.

  3. GirlyGirl

    Im a huge Cowboys fan. And he sucked because she was there. Actually, I think he had a ‘hand problem’… I’m no doctor but my analysis is that he had his hand up her cooch Saturday night and was wrestling a giant Alaskan King Crab off it during the entirety of the game.

  4. Blue Velveeta

    Who’s his next girlfriend-Penelope Cruz?

  5. Chaz

    This woman’s obsession with getting a boyfriend, ANY boyfriend, so she can keep herself in the tabloids is absolutely pathetic.

    You can tell Romo is still new to this stardom thing and is inexperienced enough to be flattered. No celebrity with any self-confidence would really want this bovine loser trailing him all over the place.

  6. Sam

    I love her, and I’m sure his bad game wasn’t her fault. BUT I just wanted to say that I love the look on her face in those pics. In two of them she has this look on her face like “What are they doing down there???”

    She’s just trying to be a good gf and cheer on her man. She can’t help it if she has no idea what in the world he does for a living.

  7. Jeanie

    Tony’s not much of a QB if he is distracted by a blond airhead in the stands. Brett Favre’s DAD DIED and he managed to play an amazing game.

  8. leilah

    J. Harvey said “Pop Warner football”!!! ROTFLMAO!! You GO J., whatta jock!

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