As we reported last week, Jessica Simpson made a totally unnecessary remake of “Working Girl” that seemed destined for DVD. Alas, First Look (and hopefully last) Distribution will be releasing the film on a limited basis in Texas. The reasoning? Texas is Jessica’s home state, as well as her co-star’s Luke Wilson. A spokesperson for First Look, Elizabeth Wolfe, says the film is “very cute”. “t is being released in this crowded marketplace in eight theaters in Texas As an independent studio, we, as a rule, don’t have major wide releases. It’s a very common release practice for independent studios.” Wolfe also added that they will consider wider release if the film does well there. After viewing this mess, I think most Texans will probably agree that they’d rather watch David Koresh’s compound in Waco burning down again. The cycle begins anew as Jessica has now remade “Private Benjamin” except it’s called “Major Movie Star”. Send her to Iraq. Please.