Jessica Simpson Puts Her Boobs Away

Apparently Jessica Simpson’s breasts are in mourning over her break up with John Mayer, because they haven’t seen the light of day since the couple was last spotted together. They are currently seeking shelter inside Jessica’s dress when she attended the “In the Hands of God” Nike party at the Cannes Film Festival. Despite the breakup, Jessica remains upbeat:

Asked by PEOPLE about the split at the Cannes Film Festival on Friday, Simpson replied: “I am very happy, but I don’t really want to talk about my personal life tonight because it’s not what it’s about. But I am very happy. I will let you know that.”

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