Jessica Simpson Puts Her Boobs Away

May 20th, 2007 // 5 Comments

Apparently Jessica Simpson’s breasts are in mourning over her break up with John Mayer, because they haven’t seen the light of day since the couple was last spotted together. They are currently seeking shelter inside Jessica’s dress when she attended the “In the Hands of God” Nike party at the Cannes Film Festival. Despite the breakup, Jessica remains upbeat:

Asked by PEOPLE about the split at the Cannes Film Festival on Friday, Simpson replied: “I am very happy, but I don’t really want to talk about my personal life tonight because it’s not what it’s about. But I am very happy. I will let you know that.”

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By Jessica Marx

  1. Ruby Jackson


    Now if she would just close her dang mouth!

  2. Petite

    That verbage behind her says
    “IN THE HAND OF GODS”, plural.

    WHAT gods are they referring to???

  3. Laura

    Did you see those freaking ear rings? OUCH! Her boobs are probably in hiding for fear she’ll put one of those monsters through ‘em.

  4. Denise

    Would someone please, please, please tell her that the blow up doll mouth is NOT sexy.

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