Jessica Simpson Has Fallen On Hard Times

January 23rd, 2006 // 26 Comments

She’s now pushing Cheesy Bites at Pizza Hut.

By Miu von Furstenberg
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  1. Green Eyed Angel

    The hoops her father has her jumping through…
    It reminds me of those dog obstacle courses, she’ll do anything for the treat and a “goooood girl” at the end.

  2. IfITypeItLooksLikeImWorking

    im from the uk and i dont get this controlling father thing with jessica simpson – whats it all about?, is her dad her manager or has he got a proper/real job? did papa simpson make his son in law sign a contract to say that he would stay married to jessica for as long as the newlywed series was popular? feedback please cos jessica simpson is not that big over here (thank god) and rarely gets spoken about unless she is half naked

  3. tellitlikeitis

    Just proof that the Simpson Pimp will do anything for money and anything to keep his whores in the spotlight… how sad… I think if let her get a real manager she could have been someone.

  4. IfITypeItLooksLikeImWorking

    so her dad is her manager then? and her little sister who is the “rock and roll one” right?

  5. MJ

    Yeah, her dad is her and her sister’s manager… he also manages a few other people… like ryan cabrera. He was a preacher, and basically decided to quit that to exploit (err, help) her daughters.

  6. katie

    Ugh. This pic is so depressing. The background of the fast food chain, he outfit and the fact that she’s been wearing boots and skirts for 3 years straight to show off her legs. I think she should keep a low profile right now because she just too overexposed.

  7. Green Eyed Angel

    Ur lucky shes not big there, she’s just an annoying distraction here. I think she goes above and beyond normalacy to recieve Daddy’s approval.
    (However, although Ashley is the talentless alternative Simpson choice, I don’t like talking smack about her ’cause I met her at the MTV Hampton’s beach house before she was big and she said I have a nice body. How can you be mean to someone who has such obvious good taste.)

  8. KYJelly

    Ouch. It hurts my eyes.

  9. Fugly Girl

    You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can’t take the trailer park out of the girl………or her daddy. I swear he’s screwing her, literally. What’s next…tire commercials? I’m sure she took this gig to pay for her next plastic surgery.

  10. IfITypeItLooksLikeImWorking

    thanks for the info peeps-her dad was a religious man? and now he gets his two young daughters to do this stuff for money – Jesus!

  11. roxy

    Is this any different than Catherine Zeta and her cell phone commercials??? Or various other stars/athletes and their gigs. None of you would turn down the oppotunity to make a few mill. just becuase its pizza and any of you who say you would are kidding yourself. If she is white trash for selling the product does it make all of you who eat it white trash too?

  12. IfITypeItLooksLikeImWorking

    i wont see simpson or zita jones adverts cos we dont get USA commercials over in England, so i cant compare whether or not they are “white trash” looking or not-saying that Catherine Zita Jones adverts prob look a bit more classy and she prob has a lot more say over what products she wishes to endorse cos she hasnt got a nut case of a dad mangaging her – and im not just being biased because im from the UK.

  13. Green Eyed Angel

    There’s a difference between being the T-mobile spokeswoman and the Cheesy-Puff girl. Although didn’t she do the ads for the buffalo wings too? I guess she is the Domino’s spokeswomen, go her?And, being from New York, I would never step foot inside a Domino’s…

  14. Well it’s not really any different than a billionaire heiress plugging Carls Jr., is it?

  15. IfITypeItLooksLikeImWorking

    what is Carls Jr?

  16. Fugly Girl

    Hi Roxy, I actually am white trash and therefore can say that aside from any commercial this woman makes, Pizza Hut or Lancome or whatever she is still white trash. Haven’t you ever heard the saying “Takes one to know one?” Well I am one and I do know that she is too, white trash that is.

  17. stephanie

    Carl’s Jr is a fastfood hamburger restuarant…and no it’s not any different and Paris Hilton is trash also.

    I freakin’ can’t stand Paris or Jessica but I’d do a commercial for K-Mart or Big Lots if i was going to make a pretty penny.

  18. girl

    she’s starting to remind me of an early mariah carey

  19. cfbandit

    The difference bet. Catherine Zeta-Jones and this is that Catherine always looks intelligent, nicely dressed and classy.

    This just makes Jessica Simpson looks like she should go back to the Hooters her family lived in before she was famous.

    Even Paris the Skanky looked better in the Carl’s Jr. ad.

  20. IfITypeItLooksLikeImWorking

    once again thanks for the info on Carls Jr-never heard of that fast food chain but hey if every country was the same there would be no point having holidays!

  21. bestdress

    She looks cute on the picture.

  22. ilostmyshoe

    Yep..just MORE money she’ll have to keep Nick from getting. Is everyone else as tired of this broad as I am ?

  23. KittyLiterati

    On the bright side: maybe by filmng this commercial, Jessucka will come to her senses and realize her true calling as a bar wench. She looks quite at home.

    IfITypeThis: be glad your country has escaped this media scourge. Imagine the media-whorishness of Jordan, but ten times worse and hypocritical.

  24. starla

    She looks like she’s about to grab someone’s boob!

  25. urban7

    Yeah she is definately white trash..Just hear her
    when she talks, the girl is just so well educated..NOT!!!

  26. becca

    she does kiss fm commercials too

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