Jessica Simpson Puts Her Best Lip Forward

December 13th, 2005 // 11 Comments

She doesn’t even look like herself. It’s kind of sad. Actually, it’s more pathetic than sad. Although, she’s not quite as sad and pathetic as her sister. Or father.

By Miu von Furstenberg

  1. GirlyGirl

    Her lips could have been in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.

    WTF is up with those collarbones? I have scissors that aren’t as sharp….

    Jess needs to deflate the lips, pull up her panties, and eat a cheeseburger.

    And the worst part is she has a shitty voice… 14 of her 15 minutes are up….

  2. JP Thrashya

    Well if you want to know what a decieving tramp looks like after she cheats on her husband, here you go! Awww, she looks so unhappy….. Probably because she just lost $25 million in the divorce. But hey, nothing an eyebrow lift and a Colon cleansing won’t take care of.

  3. JaneSays

    What I don’t get is why she’d spend the time and money on lip plumping when her nose is in such obvious and dire need of work! She needs to lay off the Botox-gifting she does for all her family and friends and get that honker fixed. I also find it ironic that she got her lips plumped even though she has no dick to place them around. She might have cheated but girls like Jessica are fairly typical; they put out once or twice to “get” the guy but can’t keep up with the follow-through once they have them! Here’s to Nick finding a woman and not another faux princess seeking a White knight!

  4. Ldysunfyre

    Look at that site. You can see the work she’s had done up til 2004. I think she’s just recently had more work done on her nose. The lip work is obvious. I think she probably recently had more nose work and fat injections in her lips.

  5. timk

    What the hell??! Jessica Simpson was amazingly hot now she messed herself up. Another sad case of plastic surgery addiction.

  6. Silasdog

    Hmmm, her big milk-juggs look a bit deflated. She will probably go the Pam Anderson route. Dupont will save her.

  7. akflave

    Anna Nicole, you’re so outrageous.

  8. Bestdress

    Awww poor Jessica has to deal with all these mean people in her business. Must admit that she do look like she took a day off from her usual beautiful self. What do you expect when her marriage is over?

  9. Karli

    I still think she’s pretty,i mean how many people out there,besides stars, look as good as jess?… If i had the money id do my lipz too =)But too bad 4 her, nick was one hottttt guy ! How could they have gotten tired of havin sex with each other? lol

  10. whatever

    Everyone is talking about Jessica’s horrible lip implants but I want to talk about the horrible eyebrow lift she got done. She looks like a crazy person now! She’s only in her twenties and got a freakin eyebrow lift! What was she thinking! A pedicure would have probably been enough to get over the divorce! I mean did she really think her lids were sagging? She used to be pretty and now I don’t think so anymore. It’s really a shame that some greedy plastic surgeon actually took her money for that.

  11. I have a feeling she wont look so great when she is older…….thank goodness she can always fall back on her brains.

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