Jessica Simpson Therapist Woes

November 2nd, 2005 // 4 Comments

It has to be tough being Jessica Simpson. When the world believes that your marriage has been kaput for over a year and you’re still putting on the happy marriage face, you’re bound to crack.

Jessica Simpson says the relentless gossip about her marriage to Nick Lachey drove her to visit a therapist. “Yes I have,” the singer-actress tells Teen People in its December-January issue, on newsstands Friday. “I respect knowledge of the psyche. I would be a therapist if I weren’t an entertainer.”

All is not rotten in the world of Jessica Simpson. She just won a prestigous poll. The pop/movie star’s bosom has been named the Best Cleavage, according to a hard-hitting Hollywood poll by In Touch Weekly. I’m sure this makes Joe proud.

Jessica Simpson Saw Therapist Over Rumors [AP]
Simpson Busts Out with Best Cleavage [Zap2it]

By Miu von Furstenberg
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  1. GirlyGirl

    Why? Oh why??? And does anybody care?

    Lets be honest. If her father had not pimped her out to Mtv, Ms. Simpson would be asking if you wanted fries with that fillet ‘o fish…. not analyzing your repressed childhood memories.

  2. “I would be a therapist if I weren’t an entertainer.”

    I wonder if the future Dr. Simpson is a Jungian or a Freudian? Something tells me she’s a Jung theorist.

  3. Silasdog

    Check her out in this photo. This is the same posture that hookers use when they approach you in NYC – with their boobs sticking way out. When I think of all the kids in the USA that don’t get enough milk, I get angry at the selfish Ms Simpson and her huge milk juggs, withholding that life-giving “coconut milk” from all those little babies. Oh, the sadness of it all.

  4. netty

    good for her. She was entertaining since a child, thanks to pushy Joe, and this business can be very stressful. They all should seek help before its too late!

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