Jessica Biel Needs To Read This STAT

Justin Timberlake is letting it be known that tall redwood-like Jessica Biel isn’t the one . Ouch. Couldn’t he have told her ass in private? He’d better watch it. She could use his fancy lad body for a toothpick.

The pop heart-throb called Jessica, 25, his “very dear friend” and said she texts him all the time. But when asked who the love of his life is, he replied: “I haven’t met her yet.” Ouch!

And although he claimed he couldn’t say no to her “pretty face” when she asked to accompany him to Europe while he toured with his FutureSex/ LoveShow, he has now put his foot down and told her it’s business before pleasure…

Justin said: “She truly insisted that she came with me on tour. I don’t know how to say no to a pretty face. But it wasn’t really a good idea. This time I’m putting the machine before everything else. Jessica met up with me in Manchester, but for Paris I told her categorically no. This tour is very important for me. I’m doing it really seriously so there’s no question of playing sweethearts!”

SNAP! I highly doubt she’s home crying. She probably read that and went and played a rousing game of beach volleyball with other hardbodied grunting lipstick lesbians in sports bras. And then there was a steamy sauna scene, and am I actually straight?