Jessica Biel Is Dedicated To Her Career, Hindered By Good Looks

May 19th, 2009 // 9 Comments

Poor Jessica Biel is complaining in yet another magazine interview about how her good looks are such a burden. She whines that she doesn’t get the same opportunities as Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman.

“I just want an opportunity. If you don’t like the audition, don’t hire me! But if you don’t want to even see me–that’s hurtful. And why? You know nothing about me!” Biel tells Allure. Well, I already know you complain too much about non-existent “problems.” And yet, she’s also worried that it might go away. Hers is a life fraught with constant worry.

And despite the fact that she appears to be frustrated beyond belief by her casting disadvantages, Jessica claims she is putting her career before marriage. “I have no idea if I want to get married. I have a lot to do, career-wise,” she claims.

You just keep fighting the good fight for pretty people everywhere. She’s like Rosa Parks, that one.

Gallery Info: Jessica Biel poses for her Allure photoshoot.

By Lisa Timmons
  1. Z

    Wow, she’s a turnoff. Seriously, all the Jessica ABS – Alba, Biel, Simpson – can’t emote.

  2. Betsy

    Wow, I feel so sorry for her. Having such a gorgeous face and body is a horrible burden to bear. Poor Jessica.

  3. minnie swirl

    The people who hire and fire don’t want to see her because she can’t act. She is a terrible actress–very fake and not consistent. It has nothing to do with the “burden” of her looks.

  4. lucifer

    She was cute back in the day but has really gotten more manly & brutish over the years. On top of her wasted/tired/pot head look her & JT got goin on lately ….

  5. Kellie

    This bitch needs to get over herself.

    And I am so glad they airbrushed her pointy Michael Jackson nose….good softening job!

  6. Kendall

    Is she kidding? If it wasn’t for her face and body she wouldn’t be in the business at all. Perhaps she should try completing an acting class before putting down people who are blessed with both talent and beauty.

  7. jane

    lol. this is so funny. Shes not that cute. Scarlet J. is cute and has major talent. Jessica needs to get over herself

  8. Sarah

    WTF is up with these weird Allure editorials? The cover is always gorgeous, but then the photo shoot is always this odd dominatrix type thing.

  9. JessicaGiovanna

    This coming from the woman that looks like Steven Cojocaru; yeah, she’s too pretty, yeah right.

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