Jessica Biel Fears Her Inevitable Decay

October 28th, 2008 // 5 Comments

Jessica Biel tells Marie Claire in their November issue that she is “fearful in a very vain manner” about aging. I appreciate her honesty. She should have been more fearful about that cotton candy haircloud they gave her for the cover. Fail.

“I feel my knees changing – like, why do I have this pain when I’m running on the treadmill? What’s going on with my lower back when I wake up in the morning. I just feel changes.”

This woman is 26 and a gorgeous Amazon. Ladies, could you kill her ass? Try 34, you delusional gym bunny!

Jessica has one brain cell in her head. She’s not into going under the knife. For now, again – try 34.

“I am really afraid of blades on my face. That freaks me out beyond belief. I would way rather have wrinkles than have some slice-up going on.”

Amen. Take notes, other actress bitches!

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Jessica Biel tells Marie Claire in their November issue that she is “fearful in a very vain manner” about aging.
I appreciate her honesty. She should have been more fearful about that
cotton candy haircloud they gave her for the cover. Fail.”I
feel my knees changing – like, why do I have this pain when I’m running
on the treadmill? What’s going on with my lower back when I wake up in
the morning. I just feel changes.” This woman is 26 and a gorgeous Amazon. Ladies, could you kill her ass? Try 34, you delusional gym bunny!Jessica has one brain cell in her head. She’s not into going under the knife. For now, again – try 34.”I
am really afraid of blades on my face. That freaks me out beyond
belief. I would way rather have wrinkles than have some slice-up going
on.”Amen. Take notes, other actress bitches!Check out all 30+ photos of Jessica Biel in the gallery!

By J. Harvey
  1. C

    This “26-year old” is totally lying about her age. I remember watching 7th heaven and thinking that her and I were the same age, now all of the sudden she’s two years younger? Uh, okl. Also, she was just in her 7th Heaven costar, Beverly Mitchell’s wedding. Beverly Mitchell was said to be 27 in all th stories about her wedding. Jessica Biel played her older sister in the show, by more than a few years. Now, she’s a year younger than Beverly? Huh.

  2. devil

    For someone so terrified of plastic surgery, she’s got a heck of a nosejob going on there.

    To all celebs: Don’t lie about your nips and tucks. We can always tell. We don’t care what you do, just DON’T LIE to us about it.

  3. Unafide

    She’s almost there..trying to go from tomboyish to the “Glamourous” JB. She is gorgeous. She could totally model. SHe just needs some lessons from Miss Jay or get on covers of fitness mags! But either way, she needs a hairstylist and she’d be SO hot!! O yeah, and the cover doo?!

  4. green cardigan

    Gin is a great preservative. She should just drink gallons of that and Shut TFU :)

  5. googlyeyes

    What a twit.

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