Jessica Biel Fears Her Inevitable Decay

Jessica Biel tells Marie Claire in their November issue that she is “fearful in a very vain manner” about aging. I appreciate her honesty. She should have been more fearful about that cotton candy haircloud they gave her for the cover. Fail.

“I feel my knees changing – like, why do I have this pain when I’m running on the treadmill? What’s going on with my lower back when I wake up in the morning. I just feel changes.”

This woman is 26 and a gorgeous Amazon. Ladies, could you kill her ass? Try 34, you delusional gym bunny!

Jessica has one brain cell in her head. She’s not into going under the knife. For now, again – try 34.

“I am really afraid of blades on my face. That freaks me out beyond belief. I would way rather have wrinkles than have some slice-up going on.”

Amen. Take notes, other actress bitches!

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Jessica Biel tells Marie Claire in their November issue that she is “fearful in a very vain manner” about aging.
I appreciate her honesty. She should have been more fearful about that
cotton candy haircloud they gave her for the cover. Fail.”I
feel my knees changing – like, why do I have this pain when I’m running
on the treadmill? What’s going on with my lower back when I wake up in
the morning. I just feel changes.” This woman is 26 and a gorgeous Amazon. Ladies, could you kill her ass? Try 34, you delusional gym bunny!Jessica has one brain cell in her head. She’s not into going under the knife. For now, again – try 34.”I
am really afraid of blades on my face. That freaks me out beyond
belief. I would way rather have wrinkles than have some slice-up going
on.”Amen. Take notes, other actress bitches!Check out all 30+ photos of Jessica Biel in the gallery!