Jessica Alba’s Monkey Encounter

April 10th, 2006 // 3 Comments

For those of you who thinking monkey’s are cute, Jessica Alba will beg to differ. Especially when they lick you teeth.

Jessica Alba tells the London Sun that MTV producers staged her kissing a chimpanzee so they’d have a shoo-in for “Most Romantic Moment Award” at their movie honors ceremony. Alba, 24, was filming a video insert for “The Fantastic Four” when MTV producers allegedly tossed a monkey into her arms, prodding her to simulate a girl-on-ape moment. “It was awful,” said Alba. “The monkey’s in my arms and I’m supposed to give her a peck,” Alba relates. “She opened my mouth and her tongue is scraping against my teeth. Monkey’s teeth are really long, kind of like a snake. Then I had to do it again, and she grabbed both of my ears and screamed in my face and showed me all of her teeth. I thought she was going to bite my face off.”

More images of Jessica Alba shopping, after the jump.

Jessica’s Monkey Moment [Page Six]

(Images via Saving Face)

By Miu von Furstenberg
  1. tia

    EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW !!! That is gross!! Poor jessica. If I was her I woulda put my diva cap on and told Mtv where to get off. I aint kissing no damn monkey. Ugh .. im just too grossed out.

  2. Roll of Eyes

    C’mon, Jess – you’re supposed to screech back! You’re setting human-simian relations back at least.. uh… a few hours…

  3. British Baby

    Boo freakin’ hoo. I’d do a lot more than that for the amount of dosh she was being paid…

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