Jessica Alba Wears A Really, Really Big Tie

December 2nd, 2005 // 2 Comments

Mmmm. What outfit can I wear today in which I can just fade into the background? I know my really, really big tie outfit. With sunglasses.

By Miu von Furstenberg
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  1. King Smart Ian

    Wouldn’t a big sign that says “LOOK AT ME” be a whole lot simpler and a little less retarded looking?

  2. C’mon. Dress Jessica up in an old cement sack and douse her in cod liver oil and she’d still be the most attractive broad on the planet. Probably.

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