Jessica Alba Under Police Investigation

June 11th, 2009 // 10 Comments

In an attempt to raise awareness about the declining population of Great White sharks, Jessica Alba pasted up posters in Oklahoma City of the sea creatures. The actress was caught on camera and is now being investigated by police for vandalism.

According to an Oklahoma City spokesperson, the damage is estimated to be between $500 and $700, which isn’t enough for the actress to face jail time.

Alba has released a statement in which she apologized to the United Way and Oklahoma City. Jessica explains, “I got involved in something I should have had no part of. I realize that I should have used better judgment, and I regret not thinking things through before I made a spontaneous and ill-advised decision to let myself get involved with the people behind this campaign.”

And that’s why you don’t hang up posters.

Gallery Info: Jessica Alba and her family out for breakfast.

By Lisa Timmons

  1. alysa

    She’s an idiot. And her apology sucks too.

  2. theidiotis

    Alysa’s an idiot for sure. I think the apology was more than adequate and so did the United Way in the part of the AP story you neglected to include. They were saying it was some of the best unearned media they’d had in ages.

  3. Who Cares


    Yeah – vandalism is “cute” if you’re a good-looking celebrity. Keep drinking the koolaid.

    If she was truly sorry, she would clean up the mess that she made.

  4. misslala

    This is hysterical. Her apology reads like something a high school student would have to write so that they don’t get expelled.

  5. okcrez

    She should be investigated. Anyone that committed that kind of act here in Oklahoma would definitely be investigated just the same. I don’t care what kind of half-assed apology she gives. Her celebrity status doesn’t give her the right to come to our city and vandalize property to promote some kind of agenda.

  6. Joey

    Where I am from, vandalism is spraying graffiti, or breaking stuff. If hanging up posters in Oklahoma City is a crime, you must be riddled with criminals. Give me a break. And, I’ll tell you this, half-assed apology or not, this wouldn’t even be a story if she weren’t a celebrity.

  7. FrogB

    Are you people stupid or just retarded or perhaps both?

    Hanging up paper posters on walls or telephone polls? Sure they may blow away and become trash, but seriously? Give me a break. Talk about stupidity, and stupid laws. Looks some cities need to grow up and quit being stupid.

  8. Fman

    our tax dollars at work looks like Oklahoma must be crime free for this to warrant attenion…btw I remember when jessica alba used to be hot wtf

  9. Defiant

    Yet another idiot celebrity with no clue about any political cause jumping in without thinking and without any rational thought. She can now join the ranks of Streisand, Penn, and Glover in the ranks of over paid nitwit politicos.

  10. savindian

    fuck catching heat over a bloody poster!!! the only idiots i see are the Oklahoma police, what a waste of time and effort lol oh well shouldn’t be surprised by this next they will be nailing megan fox to a cross for being in transformers aka working and abetting illegal aliens lol

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