Jessica Alba Drools Over ‘Machete’ Michele Rodriguez’s Body
Jessica Alba only has good things to say about Michelle Rodriguez’s body. When examining the Machete’s poster which features Rodriguez, Alba enquired, “I want to know: Who sculpted that body? Because the whole time I’m watching you, I’m drooling. She doesn’t have any cellulite, not an ounce of fat! What is going on?”
Rodriquez then responded, explaining that she had undergone three weeks of training to prepare for the role – to which Alba retorted, “You looked insane”.
MTV reminded Alba that it’s obvious from her shower scene in the film that she’s in equally good shape. “Oh no, no, no,” she insisted. “I had undies on, and I had other stuff on, and they just sort of etched it out in post [production]. That’s not really me. I’m better covered up.”
“I want to meet these guys who work in special effects and they are basically in charge of adding nipples,” Rodriguez added. “No, no — there were no nipples, though!”
Cue the sound of thousands of weeping teenage boys.