Jessica Alba Calls Tobey Maguire Fat

It’s a slow gossip day.

Jessica Alba and her pals were hanging out at the Coldplay concert at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas the other night when Toby Maguire, who looks a lot bigger than he did in “Spider-Man” or “Seabiscuit,” approached. The two exchanged pleasantries. But after the lardy leading man left, Alba said to one girlfriend, “He’s [bleep]ing huge!” — sending both of them into hysterical laughter.

Wow, lardy. The Post has about as much class as Jessica Alba.

Tubby Toby [Page Six] – That was a Page Six spelling error, not mine.