Jessica Alba Brings Baby Honor Out To Shop

August 9th, 2008 // 8 Comments

Jessica Alba probably wants to teach Honor the finer art of shopping, since that seems to be all that she has been up to lately, aside from pushing a living human being out of the ol’ ute.

It wouldn’t be such a big deal except she’s wearing those stupid open-toe boots like Rachel Bilson. Fashion faux-pas!!! I don’t care what anyone says. They make me want to walk up to her and ask how she hurt both of her ankles at the same time and why she had to wrap them them in ugly ace bandages.

And is it just me or did her bodyguard forget to zip his pants? Someone is letting the cows out!


Jessica Alba probably wants to teach Honor the finer art of shopping, since that seems to be all that she has been up to lately, aside from pushing a living human being out of the ol’ ute.

It wouldn’t be such a big deal except she’s wearing those stupid open-toe boots
like Rachel Bilson. Fashion faux-pas!!! I don’t care what anyone says.
They make me want to walk up to her and ask how she hurt both of her
ankles at the same time and why she had to wrap them them in ugly ace
bandages.

And is it just me or did her bodyguard forget to zip his pants? Someone is letting the cows out!

By Intern Traci
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  1. angel

    she’s beautiful and i love her shoes, as far as she’s been doing nothing than pulling the baby tell that to angie she’s been doing nothing for the past 3 years.

  2. LucidNewYork

    what’s up with the princess Lea braid, lol,
    her shoes are cool and love her!

  3. Jennifer

    wow….I hadn’t seen these shoes until now…..
    and DAMN they might be the ugliest shoes Ive ever seen…besides crocs. No offense to Jessica, I love her, but her shoes….not so much! lol

  4. Gabriella Pimienta

    She should try shopping at glitterdivaz.com

  5. Gabriella Pimienta

    She should try shopping at glitterdivaz.com

  6. Champ Burger

    Yep — the bodyguard’s barn door is open. He better zip it — zip it good!

  7. Hilary

    Why do celebrities feel the need to make ugly shoes popular. I don’t get the gladiator craze..and these open-toe boots are worse! ick! Maybe I’m just missing something….

  8. Your So Fly

    lol..at the bodyguard’s fly..no it is not only you who have fiirst noticed it, in fact, i would not have read your entire story but i decided to scan the whole story if you noticed the fly..since you noticed the shoes..btw..maybe the zip’s open for later something sumthing with her star…

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