Jessica Alba Swelling Up with the Joy of Bearing Life

January 28th, 2008 // 3 Comments

Photos: Splash

Jessica Alba is all round and smiley here for her return to her New York Hotel from her stint on the Today show. Here she is posing with an enthusiastic fan who created a sign for her that only confirms my suspicion that Jessica has only ever bothered to learn how to read her own name, she’s so narcissistic. Oh, I kid. But seriously, I’m betting that’s some kind of hipster-looking fan attached to those hands wearing fingerless gloves and not some homeless person because Jessica probably thinks homelessness is contagious.


By Lisa Timmons

  1. That woman is a real “DANGEROUS” piece of SHIT indeed!!
    BECAUSE, like so many other, THINKS SHE IS A “SPECIAL” ACTRICE!!

  2. green cardigan

    Gerard!!! Two words for you.


  3. Zekers

    So true g.c.

    gerard, I’m curious, is there anyone you don’t hate?

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