Jessica Alba Swelling Up with the Joy of Bearing Life
Jessica Alba is all round and smiley here for her return to her New York Hotel from her stint on the Today show. Here she is posing with an enthusiastic fan who created a sign for her that only confirms my suspicion that Jessica has only ever bothered to learn how to read her own name, she’s so narcissistic. Oh, I kid. But seriously, I’m betting that’s some kind of hipster-looking fan attached to those hands wearing fingerless gloves and not some homeless person because Jessica probably thinks homelessness is contagious.