Jessica Alba’s Breasts And Ass Are Engorged Due To Pregnancy

January 16th, 2008 // 5 Comments

Before you snap on me, she said it – I didn’t. Jessica Alba’s finding pregnancy to be “awesome”. She was at “Glamour” magazine’s 10th Anniversary for V-Day the other night and raving about the wonders of being knocked up and how amazing and fulfilled her life is. “”It’s the best time ever. I have two movies coming out, a baby, a fiancé – everything,” she said. I was going to make a crack about wanting to slowly choke the life out of her for the unabashed joy of living she’s exibiting but then I realized she was at an event to halt violence against women. That would have been inappropriate. She’s recently engaged to the father of her baby, Cash Warren. Jessica also noted the physical changes that accompany a baby’s gestation notably “[When you're pregnant], your breasts are engorged and your stomach is getting bigger. . . . And the ass, too, that’s getting bigger by the second!” Reason #43 I’m glad I’m gay. Here she is fleeing from the gym, still trying shield her face whenever she leaves it. What’s up with that? We know it’s you, and if you give your unborn baby a concussion with all this treadmill action, we’re going to call you on it!

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Witness Jessica Alba attempted to drive her car with a towel in front of her face after the jump.

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By J. Harvey

  1. Zekers

    Pregnancy can make your skin break out too, maybe that’s why she is hiding her face…

  2. Satan

    Sure it’s not bc she’s latina? Even tho she tries to deny it … this is probably just her cover up bc her ethnic traits are showing.

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  4. Hey Cupcake


    I looked you up, entered my credit card and social security number and everything, and nothing! I hope you refund the $129.95 you charged to my card.

    NOW, about J. Alba, the hiding the face thing is obnoxious and stupid, but working out when pregnant is a good thing. Obviously, marathon training is a little extreme, but keeping fit with appropriate exercise until delivery makes for a healthy baby and mom, and a quicker recovery from delivery. So there.

  5. Lyra Belacqua

    Hopefully she’s stopped smoking pot. My sister and her husband stayed at the Ojai Valley Inn and had to get their suite changed because she was staying in the next one and stinking up the place w/ her mom.

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