Jessica Alba Needs To Make Up Her Damn Mind

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Do you want to be photographed or not? Is it the clothes? I wouldn’t want to be see in that busted hat either. Here’s Jessica Alba trying to shield a zit or something from public view. Give it up, weirdo. Jessica, knocked up and engaged, has some advice for young women about love and relationships. She told CosmoGirl that ladies should wait at least one year before giving up the goods. A YEAR? Cash Warren must have had Smurf balls! Did he get her knocked up in one take because he had saved it up for so long? She’s evil. She’s one of those Jessica Simpson types who’s constantly shaking her boobs in the dude’s face and then withholds until she can officially snag him. Then it’s a Twilight Zone ending and he realizes he waited a year to be doomed to life with a gila monster. Jessica revealed to the magazine that she slept with a guy too early and was “left with nothing”. He probably got a bit of your “being beautiful is a burden” schtick and ran for the hills. She says “”you can be in a relationship and do some things, have fun, get to know each other – but don’t give them everything.” Which basically means oral’s ok but keep the triangular mystery under wraps until it’s on lockdown. And by “lockdown” I mean getting pregnant and securing your position in the sap’s life.

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