Jessica Alba’s Stank Will Warp Your Camera

April 9th, 2008 // 1 Comment

Jessica Alba carries a cloud of ill will around her that’s so strong that it will effect your digital pictures of her! She radiates surliness. It’s not ghost photography, it’s “stank photography!”

Here’s Jessica, pregnant with a baby that’s sure to increase her constant bad mood. She’s leaving The Rug Company on Melrose, with an envelope of design options. Hopefully she’s buying a rug that’s stank-absorbent!


More photos of Jessica Alba shopping at The Rug Company are after the jump.

(Hint – Right-click on the image thumbnails with your mouse to open them in a new tab or window.)


By J. Harvey

  1. OC Trophy Wife

    I can always tell when J writes a piece before seeing his name at the bottom. My laugh-snort-choke is a dead give away. It’s “stank photography”!

    Seriously – she radiates it like the dust clouds around Pig Pen from the Peanuts gang.

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