Jessica Alba’s Stank Will Warp Your Camera
Jessica Alba carries a cloud of ill will around her that’s so strong that it will effect your digital pictures of her! She radiates surliness. It’s not ghost photography, it’s “stank photography!”
Here’s Jessica, pregnant with a baby that’s sure to increase her constant bad mood. She’s leaving The Rug Company on Melrose, with an envelope of design options. Hopefully she’s buying a rug that’s stank-absorbent!
More photos of Jessica Alba shopping at The Rug Company are after the jump.
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