‘Latina’ Magazine Scares the Shit Out of Jessica Alba

February 20th, 2008 // 12 Comments

Whoah, has someone been peeking into my dream journal? Because this photo shoot of Jessica Alba playing the hapless victim in a number of famous horror film classics is quite satisfying to me in a way that I probably shouldn’t be sharing with people.

The expecting actress posed for these series of photos for Latina magazine and although I’m loving the concept and the art direction, there’s just something about Jessica’s portrayal of terror that isn’t quite nailing it. I feel like it’s a challenge on “America’s Next Top Model” that has me feeling like I’m sitting on panel wishing she’d stop being “pretty girl scared” and just really go for it.

More of Jessica Alba from her Latina magazine photo shoot after the jump.

By Lisa Timmons
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  1. Bleu Velveeta

    As far as acting goes, she’s no Tippi Hedron.

  2. barb

    She’s an idiot.
    “I’m excited for my baby to be brown.” WTF color possibilities are there for her kids.

    And her forhead doesn’t move in any of those shots – isn’t she a little young for the face freezing?

  3. Loob

    I find her inexplicable, because she’s not a good actor and also she’s nowhere near as pretty as she thinks she is.
    And I want to know how she can go around saying “I’m so beeeautiful”, without feeling like a totally conceited jackass.

  4. Sally

    uhhmmmm, good job, betch…. but amy poehler already did this for bust magazine in 2006. so you still suck.

  5. Sally

    uhhmmmm, good job, betch…. but amy poehler already did this for bust magazine in 2006. so you still suck.

  6. Sally

    uhhmmmm, good job, betch…. but amy poehler already did this for bust magazine in 2006. so you still suck.

  7. Satan

    wtf is she doing in a latina mag? after she pretty announced that she considers herself & doesnt want to be called latina

    sell out

  8. Jackerson

    That’s Spanish heartthrob Javier Bardem.

  9. L

    Oh, I geddit, this is the poor man’s version of those Vanity fair shoots.
    and i thought those sucked.

  10. frosty

    haha she just looks ecstatically happy in the shower scene one

  11. pinky

    I guess the camera couldn’t get past her “hotness.”

  12. Shaffffondddda

    It look like she screamin cuz her head be shrinkin. But her teef look clean tho.

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