Jessica Simpson Shows That She Can Still Slut It Up For Halloween [PHOTOS]

October 31st, 2012 // 6 Comments

Last Halloween, Jessica Simpson swaddled herself in bandages to announce her pregnancy, so this year it was all about showing off the post-baby body.

And sister made damn sure she made up for lost time.  Simpson, who signed a lucrative deal with Weight Watches, dressed herself up as a barmaid/wench for Halloween 2012.

Nevermind that Maxwell Johnson is going to look back on this photo with absolute embarrassment (I’d take my mother’s wine away from her for at least a fortnight for such a gratuitous costume). 

I get that Simpson is jazzed about showing off her waist and allowing the boobs to paint the town red, but seriously?  You’re a mom now, Jess.  No more slutty costumes.  That sh*t’s for sad sacks like Paris Hilton, who have nothing but the hope of flash bulbs and “sexy (insert vocation here)”  to live for every October.

Maxwell looks friggin adorable as a chicken.  She is a striking child, quite possibly the most beautiful baby I’ve seen in awhile.

Pray tell, Eric Johnson.  Did you break into your fiance’s bronzer stash?

By Kelly Lynch
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  1. Anonymous

    Jessica Simpson really is a slut.

  2. Anonymous

    Two men and a baby.

  3. Ashley

    Jessica Simpson looks like a drag queen.

  4. WOW! A smokin hot young woman not long after having a baby. And the three that commented above are either blind or gay… Keep it goin Jessica.

  5. Guest

    Horse faced Jessica Simpson will spread for anything.

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