Jessica Simpson gave birth yesterday. To a little boy, which we knew already. Jessica announced she was having a boy months ago, and sources kept claiming that she and Eric Johnson had already picked out their perfect boy’s name: ACE. Ace Johnson.
And that’s exactly what happened, only it’s so much worse once you know the kid’s middle name. Ace… Knute… Johnson. Pronounce it with the “K”. Ka-nute. Apparently, “Knute” is for Eric’s Swedish grandfather. The shenanigans are heavy with this one.