Jesse Metcalfe Will Play For Food

It’s almost as if Jesse Metcalfe sad down and though to himself how he could make himself appear more annoying than he already does and hit upon the on-target idea of picking up an acoustic guitar.

No, he’s not serenading unwitting freshman girls on the quad with the first three chords of every Led Zeppelin and Dave Matthews Band song you’ve ever heard, he’s at the opening of the John Varvatos Shop at Fred Segal.

He was there with young actor Taylor Lautner who looks remarkably like a younger Jesse Metcalfe. Is there a factory where they make these people? OMG, why do I sound particularly bitter today? Oh yeah, I’m always this bitter.

Click any photo to view all 10 photos of Jesse Metcalfe and Taylor Lautner in the gallery!


It’s almost as if Jesse Metcalfe sad down and though to himself
how he could make himself appear more annoying than he already does and
hit upon the on-target idea of picking up an acoustic guitar. No,
he’s not serenading unwitting freshman girls on the quad with the first
three chords of every Led Zeppelin and Dave Matthews Band song you’ve
ever heard, he’s at the opening of the John Varvatos Shop at Fred Segal.He was there with young actor Taylor Lautner who
looks remarkably like a younger Jesse Metcalfe. Is there a factory
where they make these people? OMG, why do I sound particularly bitter
today? Oh yeah, I’m always this bitter.Check out all 10 photos of Jesse Metcalfe and Taylor Lautner in the gallery!