Jesse James Confesses He ‘Wanted To Get Caught’

I was wondering what the point of Jesse James’ interview was, and it turns out he wants to set the record straight about the Nazi stuff and show & tell his rehab discoveries.  So…now what was the point of screwing a tattooed Amish drop out? Just to be a fuck up.

“When I was doing it, you know, one, I knew it was horrible, it made me feel horrible,” says the cheater during his Nightline interview that airs tomorrow night. “And two, I knew I would get caught eventually, and I think I wanted to get caught,” he says. “I know for a fact now what it was, you know. I mean, it was me trying to self-sabotage my life.”

Congratulations, dumb ass, on all your success. I think we have a new Hallmark card.

Meanwhile, why has the universe rewarded him with an Apple ipad when I haven’t fuck over America’s sweetheart and must browse the web without the convenience of a multi-touch screen?

Check out the the clip from the interview that aired on GMA this morning.