Jersey Shore Photo Shoot: Who Brought The Got2BGlued?

The Jersey Shore gang got together for a photoshoot for Rolling Stone with celebrity photographer and semi-pervert Terry Richardson. If anyone can make these greasers look more disgusting, it’s Terry. See the full gallery of them at their photoshoot!

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, Jenni “JWoww” Farley, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi and DJ Pauly D were at the shoreside for their pictorial. Why does Snooki look like Lil’ Kim before all of her plastic surgery? How is she that dark? Frightening. And why not lose he cape, Snooks? Cookie diet not working out for you?

For those of you wanting your own Jersey Shore blow-out, and not like a mafia shoot-out, but the Pauly D hairstyle, see the clip after the jump!