Jersey Shore Cast Moves Into Miami Digs As MTV Looks For New First Pumpers

April 6th, 2010 // 2 Comments

What would moving-in day be for the cast of Jersey Shore without tiny dresses and sombreros?

Ronnie, Pauly D, Snooki, Mike “The Situation”Sorentino, JWoww, and Sammi Sweetheart moved into their new place for Season 2 in Miami yesterday. (Wasn’t there another one?) They may be moved in, but the crew shouldn’t start calculating their next season paychecks, because MTV is already looking for a new cast.

Yesterday, the same day as move-in, was launched with the headline “We’re Freakin’ Don’ It Again!” Requirements include tearing up the dance floor and ruling the bedroom and being at least 21 without looking like you are 30. Questions for the application include bragging about your best physical and material assets, your perfect summer weekend and how others show you respect at the club and in the streets. So if you like to brag about your big ol’ bumps and get mad respect by pulling out the gun show on the beach the congratulations douchebag, there’s finally a place for you in the world and kill me now because I’ll probably watch it.

By Madison Ventura

  1. Mia

    Wait, What ?
    They can’t do that. These guys are so much fun to watch and my new guilty pleasure. Love this show. Typical, tv bull, always have to f-up a good thing.

  2. Mia

    JWoww looks fabulous and loving Snooki’s hair.
    Both Favorites for me.
    Can’t wait to start watching Season 2.

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