‘Jersey Shore’ star Deena Cortese’s Butt Cheeks Make An Appearance

Dear Deena Cortese,

CC: Jersey Shore cast

Back in high school, all the “fast girls” – as my mother called them – used to wear very promiscuous cheerleading shorts.  You know, the ones that were far too tiny already, but were rolled over once or twice to REALLY drive home the point that one didn’t really want to don pants, but had to out of common decency.

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Well, you’re in your mid-twenties.  And at this point, it might be time to lower the hemline on your favorite Soffe shors.  You can still relive the carefree days of yore through a variety of different ways, but we ask that you cover up your rear for obvious reasons.

Keep on keeping on over there in Florence, and tell Pauly D I say “what’s up.”

Best,

SOCIALITE LIFE