Jerry Seinfeld To Sell Shit For Microsoft

As if he weren’t busy crying in his beer over the loss of his mercurial girlfriend Drew Barrymore, Justin Long will now be squaring off against Jerry Seinfeld…on TV at least.

Microsoft has brought the comedian on board for their new ad campaign. In an attempt to jazz up its image Microsoft has enlisted Seinfeld to battle the Apple ads that personify PCs as  a stuffy old man in contrast with the young, cool hipster Justin Long, who represents Mac computers.

I know what you’re thinking, “How are they going to out ‘hipster’ the Apple computer company?” It’s very simple–bring back the bee costume.


As if he weren’t busy crying in his beer over the loss of his mercurial girlfriend Drew Barrymore, Justin Long will now be squaring off against Jerry Seinfeld…on TV at least.

Microsoft has brought the comedian on board
for their new ad campaign. In an attempt to jazz up its image Microsoft
has enlisted Seinfeld to battle the Apple ads that personify PCs as  a
stuffy old man in contrast with the young, cool hipster Justin Long,
who represents Mac computers.

I know what you’re thinking, “How are they going to out ‘hipster’ the Apple computer company?” It’s very simple–bring back the bee costume.