Jeremy Renner Doesn’t Want To Show You His Ass

Well…unless you’re the lucky bartender.

In this month’s issue of Men’s Health, Jeremy Renner, talks about his commitment to fearless endeavors which have included swimming with sharks!

“I was terrified of sharks and I’m still terrified of sharks, but at least I was taking action– and not being squelched by something I don’t know about.”

Gosh. That’s the kind of man I need to be with! All these skinny LA hipsters aren’t doing it for me anymore.

Can’t wait to see Jeremy and all his hottie friends, like Ben Affleck, Blake Lively, Jon Hamm and Rebecca Hall in the upcoming dark thriller, The Town.

If  Jeremy’s magazine cover doesn’t motivate you to see the movie… or start working out, maybe this will.