Jeremy Piven Quickly Becoming The Biggest Tool In The Box


This bitch is Lord and Lady Douchebag all in one. Jeremy Piven’s recent restaurant attitude tantrum wasn’t his first one. Apparently, he got all huffy at a hostess on Valentine’s Day and made fun of her for working in a restaurant. Excuse me? And you are? Weren’t you in “Car 54, Where Are You?” What a donkey this guy is.

We told you on Sunday about allegations that Jeremy Piven had a falling-out with the manager of Matsuhisa in Aspen over his recent behavior at the restaurant. Now a source adds that the “Entourage” star had a similar showdown with a hostess at the restaurant off Vine in Hollywood. Piven, who did not have a reservation, was reportedly unhappy a table could not be found because the restaurant was booked solid on Valentine’s Day.

“Believe it or not, he used the ‘Don’t you know who I am?’ line,” laughs the source.

“He proceeded to berate [the hostess] about her treatment of him.” Piven allegedly left in a huff, “but not before slamming her about her working in a restaurant,” says the spy.

So YOU MAKE A RESERVATION, Little Lord Faunterloy. Like other humans? You big penis. I wouldn’t seat his whiny ass at a Denny’s.