Jeremy Piven Just Wants To Buy Porn In Peace

March 27th, 2008 // 7 Comments

Oh, he’s so casual and cool. Ugh. Why does he seem like the kind of guy who just hates to split the bill equally? Don’t let the ball cap and sandals fool you. Uptight douche. Pay me in Entourage DVDs, Jerry!

Here’s Jeremy Piven at a Malibu newsstand buying Barely Legal. They’re way too good for him.

This outfit is supposed to look totally effortless and thrown on but you know he sweated over it.


More photos of Jeremy Piven doing a little magazine browsing after the jump.

(Hint – Right-click on the image thumbnails with your mouse to open them in a new tab or window.)


By J. Harvey

  1. i want so bad to love him, but then he goes and gets all skeezy and i just can’t. where is the jeremy from “Journey of a Lifetime”?!?! Where?!?!

  2. shannon

    he grosses me out so much. he always looks like he just rolled out of bed and didn’t brush his teeth. swish some listerine around for god’s sake! the fact that he bought barely legal makes him even more gross to me. i’ve seen that mag, and well, beating your meat to chicks that look like they’re 16 is just gross. at least penthouse has women who look like they’re old enough to buy a lottery ticket.


  3. peachpie

    maybe it’s just me… but i’m not seeing any copies of ‘barely legal’ in his hands. maybe mr. harvey was being sarcastic? or opining on what mr. piven MIGHT be purchasing at the newsstand? (not that i disagree, but…. the photo evidence isn’t specific)

  4. dee marie

    can i just say that i hate him?
    and regardless of whether you know it yet, my opinion matters.

    he is on his way out.

  5. Whitey Fisk

    I am so glad to know I’m not the only one who would like to beat the living daylights out of this trying-ever-so-hard-and-still-a-total-loser cheeseball. I am a peace-loving person, so the level of douchery has to be astronomical to illicit a response like this from me. This turd is off the charts.

  6. Riot Nrrrd(TM)

    Wow. I met Jeremy downtown at a Yoga convention where Sheila Chandra spoke, and he seemed very down-to-Earth and a decent guy to me. He also made a TV show (thanks slacker_chick) that’s more interesting than what any of you will ever do in your lives.

    The only douchebags here are the previous posters. Get a life and stop picking on superficial crap, like how he looks when he slips on some sandals (hello, it’s Malibu you idiots) and jumps in his Jeep to go make a quick newsstand run. Like he should get dressed up to the nines for that?!?

  7. hoolio

    HIrcNX hi! hooli?

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