Jennifer Love is on her honeymoon in Hawaii and fuming. Recent pictures of her on the beach have depicted her with enough junk for several trunks. And then some. Jenny Love is lashing out on MySpace and wants everyone to know that “a size 2 is not fat! Nor will it ever be. And being a size 0 doesn’t make you beautiful.” Jennifer goes on to dial her mind to Tyra Banks and blame bad camera angles. Whatevs. You’re on your honeymoon and bitches turn snarky about the slightest hint of cellulite. It’s the sick country we live in, and it’s why ten year girls are yakking up in the bathroom via toothbrush. Just lay up with your new husband and don’t waste your strength. It’s how it’s always going to be. Take heart in the fact that you’re pretty and get to talk to spirits!