Jennifer Love Hewitt Wishes She Didn’t Have Any Clothes Growing Up

August 20th, 2008 // 2 Comments

Fake paranormal investigator Jennifer Love Hewitt says that she wishes she had been nude for most of her life. She could have lived in one of those colonies that’s usually stocked with unattractive people.

That brings me to a question. How come all the people who want to be nude and sexy and like spread their business to the world are usually people you don’t want twerkin’ it that way? Remember that show Real Sex on HBO? Right. None of the people on it were ever hot! What’s up with that! I didn’t want to watch old hippies mud wrestling nude in the Mojave! I wanted to watch sexy people! That always irked me.

Anyway, Jenny Love wishes she had been in on that.

“I wish I had been nude from the time I was 12 until I was 28. I looked
great, I so wish I had listened to my mom and grandma when I was 18 and would complain about some little tiny bump or feeling bloated. I used to scoff and say, ‘No, I feel fat today!’ Now the joke’s on me,” she said.

Hewitt has had her weight issues recently, and she’s bitched out the press for portraying her as wide. She claims she was a size 2 back during Hewitt Bikini Assgate. And I’m friggin’ Slim Goodbody.

Click any image to view all 15+ photos of Jennifer Love Hewitt and Ross McCall on a stroll in the gallery!


Fake paranormal investigator Jennifer Love Hewitt says that she wishes she had been nude for most of her life. She could have lived in one of those colonies that’s usually stocked with unattractive people.That
brings me to a question. How come all the people who want to be nude
and sexy and like spread their business to the world are usually people
you don’t want twerkin’ it that way? Remember that show Real Sex on
HBO? Right. None of the people on it were ever hot! What’s up with
that! I didn’t want to watch old hippies mud wrestling nude in the
Mojave! I wanted to watch sexy people! That always irked me.Anyway, Jenny Love wishes she had been in on that.”I
wish I had been nude from the time I was 12 until I was 28. I looked
great, I so wish I had listened to my mom and grandma when I was 18 and
would complain about some little tiny bump or feeling bloated. I used
to scoff and say, ‘No, I feel fat today!’ Now the joke’s on me,” she
said.Hewitt has had her weight issues recently, and she’s bitched out the press for portraying her as wide. She claims she was a size 2 back during Hewitt Bikini Assgate. And I’m friggin’ Slim Goodbody.Check out all 15+ photos of Jennifer Love Hewitt and Ross McCall on a stroll in the gallery!

By J. Harvey
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  1. green cardigan

    Now the joke’s on me,”

    WTF? Am i missing something here? I could accept this statement from her if she was shown in these pictures wheezing down the street, leaning on a cane, in a tent dress with an arse the size of a small country, but this girl is thin by normal people’s standards. She needs to stop the talk about her weight. She’s giving out bad messages to young girls.

  2. Mocha

    Ahh, Fak. People need to leave her ALONE. Her bodys perfect, shes not ANYWHERE near fat and she loves her body. Shes GORGEOUS too. Its ridiculous to give her so much shit for actually having an ass, instead of a 12 year old malnurished body like others in the news.
    Her boy toys sexy too. Lucky!

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