Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Without Child

December 17th, 2007 // 19 Comments

Jennifer Love Hewitt has had more controversy going on in her Plain Jane career in the past few weeks than back when Bailey put her through the windshield and the guy with the hook was chasing her ass around the fishing boat. Hot off the heels of her taking to MySpace to last out at people baggin’ on her weight, pregnancy rumors have sprung up around the newly married lass. Jennifer married Scottish actor Ross McCall and honey-mooned in Hawaii where paps snapped some unflattering photos of her hindquarters. Now I am the last person to speculate that a bad camera angle means she’s got a puppy in the pound. And a rep from Jennifer’s show “The Ghost Whisperer” is denying it. “Not true,” the rep says. “The stories are 100% false.” Well, that’s that. This is like when you know to never ask a woman if she’s pregnant or not. The results can be devastating for her. And for you when she hits you upside the head with her bag if she’s not.

Photos: PacificCoastNews.com

By J. Harvey
  1. Lola

    I’ve never liked JLH, but that dress looks great on her, and her husband is hot! (especially in BAND OF BROTHERS)

  2. sandy

    I always liked her but I don’t for one minute believe she’s a size 2. She looks like a sixe 18 in those honeymoon shots. She has an @ss the size of Texas.

  3. Erin

    She’s not married, they just got engaged…as the post you link to states…seems like fairly easy fact checking on that one.

    (But I still love you and this blog!)

  4. She is cute, but too skinny. Full figured gals are way hotter than stick figures. To be curvy like members of http://plusmingle.com would be great!

  5. dazzle

    true…she has gained weight…but she’s FAR from FAT…and that’s the thing…curves are nice…i think the skinny is in bull**** is getting way overboard. thing is, celebs stress over their weight all the freaking time and its affecting the public at large. it’s not even about being slim and healthy any more these days but stickly thin if not all bones?? if a person’s not obese…what’s the problem…? and i thought they were supposed to ban these too skinny people off the runaway?? that’s a ‘never gonna happen’ case i bet.

    and heard of anorexia nervosa? it’s no longer a disease…the disease these days is wanting to be anorexic. if not, just be on drugs. any possible ways to be skinny. now…how healthy is that.

  6. Gojira

    Her calves even look big in that pic … no she’s not fat but she is definitely not the size she was in “Heartbreakers” either …

  7. rutsa

    They weren’t ‘honeymooning’ and they didn’t get married.
    They got engaged.

  8. Is this whore going to be pregnant? If so, her LAZY and DIRTY ASS will become twice as big!!
    I feel a bit sorry for the ASSHOLE. It’s defenitely more a man can handle!!

  9. loyal reader

    i love the color of her dress! it would be perfect if it weren’t for that black section in the front, but it’s a gorgeous dress. i want!

  10. Mungus

    She looks pretty freakin’ good to me. She is very, very sexy. Quite adorable. Pretty feet.

  11. Mungus

    She looks pretty freakin’ good to me. She is very, very sexy. Quite adorable. Pretty feet.

  12. PinkWeenie

    Girls with fat asses should not wear red satin dresses.

  13. k

    …without child and apparently any physical features that visibly distinguish her knees. ladies and gentlemen we have a new term to coin: thnees.

  14. Fave

    I think she looks good but she is definitely not a size 2!!

  15. Kellie

    She Looks Stunnin,, always looks nice

  16. john

    There goes my chances. Her fiance looks like a dork. Looks like he’s old enough to be her dad even though is 32.

  17. john

    There goes my chances. Her fiance looks like a dork. Looks like he’s old enough to be her dad even though is 32.

  18. john

    Shes is too gorgeous for him. He looks like a dork.

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