Jennifer Lopez to Provide Me with More Spoiled Teenager Footage to Enjoy

The empire that is Jennifer Lopez continues to grow. And with her latest reality television venture, JLO is securing her place as an entertainment mogul. The bootylicious diva is in talks to help develop a reality TV series based on the trials and tribulations faced by five Miami-based teenagers, hoping to break into the arena of Quinceañera event planning. Entitled, “The Amigas Sweet 15 Club,” the half-hour show will be executive produced by Lopez as well as Jane Startz, from whom the premise of the show originated. From the Hollywood Reporter:

“I think the whole Latina population is tremendously interesting and has a lot to offer,” Startz said. “(‘Amigas’) will be familiarizing people with cultures they may not see all the time.”

Culture, schmulture, I want to see bridezilla-like young women losing their shit when they find out that the elephant they ordered for their “Arabian Nights”-themed Quince isn’t available. Learning is for boring people.