Jennifer Lopez And Marc Anthony: Valentine’s Day (Divorce) Massacre?

December 29th, 2008 // 12 Comments

Jennifer Lopez, perhaps noting the attention Madonna‘s divorce has brought upon her, has reportedly decided to end her four years of marriage to singer Marc Anthony immediately after his Valentine’s Day concert at Madison Square Garden in NYC. Can someone please tell the drama mama to siddown?

It gets better. Lopez will reportedly join Anthony on stage for a surprise duet and then announce they’re divorcing the next day. She seriously wants the movie of her life to be extra dramatic twatty, huh? Seriously, watch her make sure she gets killed on stage at the end of her career while saving someone’s baby.

The rumors about trouble in their hacienda have been going on for a couple of weeks now. Especially since they both stopped wearing their wedding rings, and despite a recent very public night out at Luau. Here’s the empress now, in Beverly Hills after a visit to Victoria’s Secret.

“Marc and Jennifer are planning on announcing their divorce right after Marc’s show at Madison Square Garden
on Feb. 14,” a friend of the couple tells us. “Jennifer is planning on
joining Marc onstage for a surprise duet. Things haven’t been right for
a while now, and they thought it would be a bittersweet farewell.”

The couple renewed their vows a mere three months ago, and have ten month old twins Max and Emme to scar for life with these trifling theatrics. Can Anthony try to get her ego in the divorce settlement it’s huge and he could give it to charity and it could house so many.

Check out all the photos of Jennifer Lopez in the gallery!


Jennifer Lopez, perhaps noting the attention Madonna‘s divorce has brought upon her, has reportedly decided to end her four years of marriage to singer Marc Anthony
immediately after his Valentine’s Day concert at Madison Square Garden
in NYC. Can someone please tell the drama mama to siddown?It
gets better. Lopez will reportedly join Anthony on stage for a surprise
duet and then announce they’re divorcing the next day. She seriously
wants the movie of her life to be extra dramatic twatty, huh?
Seriously, watch her make sure she gets killed on stage at the end of
her career while saving someone’s baby. The rumors about trouble in their hacienda
have been going on for a couple of weeks now. Especially since they
both stopped wearing their wedding rings, and despite a recent very public night out at Luau. Here’s the empress now, in Beverly Hills after a visit to Victoria’s Secret.”Marc and Jennifer are planning on announcing their divorce right after Marc’s show at Madison Square Garden
on Feb. 14,” a friend of the couple tells us. “Jennifer is planning on
joining Marc onstage for a surprise duet. Things haven’t been right for
a while now, and they thought it would be a bittersweet farewell.”The
couple renewed their vows a mere three months ago, and have ten month
old twins Max and Emme to scar for life with these trifling theatrics.
Can Anthony try to get her ego in the divorce settlement it’s huge and
he could give it to charity and it could house so many.Check out all the photos of Jennifer Lopez in the gallery!

By J. Harvey
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  1. stolidog

    to paraphrase:

    Ronnie was much more my style,
    she wrote songs just like this.
    Jezebel went forty days
    drinking nothing but Perrier.
    Dinah drove her Chevrolet
    into the San Francisco bay.
    JENNY came from NEW YORK CITY,
    she’s a Scientologist.
    Pomerante here’s a kiss,
    I chose you to end this list.

    jenny wants the kids to be scientologists, skeletor is a good catholic boy.

  2. T-Bone

    Bottom line, she never loved him. She loved Ben Affleck, but he didn’t love her back so she settled for Mark (because she wanted children). My opinion.

  3. T-Bone

    Bottom line, she never loved him. She loved Ben Affleck, but he didn’t love her back so she settled for Mark (because she wanted children). My opinion.

  4. I HATE JLO AND BEN

    Ben never wants her back either.. He is happiest he has ever been in his life..!! And is thrilled with his second child.. SO LAY OFF THE BEN AFFLECK … SHE IS THE BIGGIEST LOSER
    OF HER LIFE.. AND SHE KNOWS IT.. WHICH
    IS WHY SHE GOT THE BOOT FROM HER LAST
    MOVIE..

  5. she-who-shall-not-be-named

    No wonder she is slowly getting her sense of style back. In recent photos she was dressed like what the pre-Marc J.Lo would wear in 2008!

  6. Linda

    ^^^ So true. I know lots of friends who’ve gotten divorced and the first thing you notice is HOW GOOD THEY LOOK! Even when they weren’t the ones to file. It does wonders for your looks (which means everybody gets lazy when they’re married!)

  7. Linda

    ^^^ So true. I know lots of friends who’ve gotten divorced and the first thing you notice is HOW GOOD THEY LOOK! Even when they weren’t the ones to file. It does wonders for your looks (which means everybody gets lazy when they’re married!)

  8. syl c.

    J Lo is a controlling, demanding, jealous, bad in bed, bitch. All of her boyfriends, hubands have dumped her except for Chris Judd, who seemed mentally slow. Hec, if Marc Anthony dumped Ms. Universe why would he keep Ms. Valtrex (courtesy of Ben Affleck). MA got a taste of freedom from this diva and that’s all it took for him to take that road of never turn back.

  9. zeke

    MA cheated on everyone of his gf’s. He’s a proven man slut.

  10. Beanie

    Zeke is so right. MA also renewed his wedding vows with his first wife a few months before he left her with two small kids for J-ho. Seems like history is repeating….

  11. Melanie

    I HATE JLO AND BEN your name doesn’t match your comment. If you hate Ben why do you know so much about him?

  12. Rondo

    What happen to the Two Phonies Divorce? They was trying to sell tickets to their bogus concert.

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