Jennifer Lopez And Marc Anthony Name The Kids

March 1st, 2008 // 8 Comments

Photos: WENN

They probably didn’t spill it at first because there was a payday involved. Mink diapers don’t come cheap. The names of Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony’s twin boy and girl have been revealed. How does Max and Emme suit ya?

Seriously, I understand why future parents don’t drop the name ahead of time. Because there’s always going to be some donkey that hears your baby name and is like “oh….nice.” Thanks, that’s my CHILD’S NAME you just damned with faint praise!

The kids were born on Feb. 22. Future diva Emme was born at 12:12 a.m. and weighed 5 lbs. 7 oz., and future skeletal Latin heartthrob Max was next at 12:23 a.m., weighing 6 lbs. The tykes are already receiving tons o’ presents which I’m sure J. Lo specified exactly that she was to receive.

By J. Harvey
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  1. erin

    Aren’t these the same names as the brother and sister on the PBS cartoon Dragon Tales?

    Did she actually name her kids after them?

  2. MadsMomma

    Oh my god you are right! Those are the Dragon Tails kids names…….

  3. MadsMomma

    Oh my god you are right! Those are the Dragon Tails kids names…….

  4. Bennifer

    I know Ben Affleck is depressed right now. Yeah, he dumped her because the press and people who were pretty much inclining him to do so if he still wanted his career. How stupid of those people. I know when Ben had his child that J.Lo was wishing it was theirs and now that J.Lo has her child, Ben is probably wishing it was theirs. Not only that, but he’s probably so depressed about it that he can’t get out of bed. J.Lo didn’t just have one child, but twins!

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  6. ChRiSTiNE

    ii DHiNk yA AlL NEEd tUi STOP hATiNq ON hER !! SHE iS BEAUTifUl && SHE MAY kAll HER kidS WAhT EVA SHE PLEASES !! SO WAhT if iTS FROM D RAGON TAiLS !! dHAT SHOWS yA AlL CHiLDiSh kUS WHO STilL WATChES DRAGONTAilS ?? GROW UP && GET A LifE kUS iTS A STRUGGLE fOR HiSPANikS !! dONt WORRY jENNy i LOVE yUi =] BORikUA POWER lOL

  7. BOJANA

    good name for good kids……what you wont more

  8. BOJANA

    good name for good kids……what you wont more

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