Jennifer Lopez Already Over Those Babies

March 29th, 2008 // 12 Comments

Once the photoshoot check was cashed, that was it. Mama’s gotta get her ass to the hair salon! We don’t pay an army of nannies for nothin’! Here’s Jennifer Lopez out and about post-birth. She’s getting her hair did in NYC.

Those babies
are only going to be seen at pre-determined photo opportunities. We might get a shot of them wheeling the babies around Central Park this summer. And probably some sort of Christmas thing. And that’s it. Marc Anthony has to rattle his bones and chains around his crypt, and this diva needs to get back to diva-ing. Max and Emme, you’re on your own, babies!

She’s hailing freedom from pregnancy in that main photo. Hey, just because you came out of her doesn’t mean you’re going to get to hang around her all the time, kids. Fend for yourselves!


More photos of Jennifer Lopez leaving a salon in New York City are after the jump.

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By J. Harvey

  1. Zelda F.

    I normally think the woman is an ego centric twat, but she does look pretty damn good for as ginormous as she became!

  2. Kangrrl

    She won’t even breastfeed her babies (shame on her!), and probably smears all that nailpolish, lipgloss, and fake tanner all over them too…if she is still burdened by having to care for them, that is. Ugh, what an ugly woman.

  3. Jaclyn S.

    She looks good. I don’t think there’s anything wrong w/living your babies w/your nannies to go to the salon. I am a mother of 2 and do that all the time.

  4. Anonymous

    Oh come on, give her a break. She is not giving up her children, she is only getting her nails done.

  5. La Dolce

    It seems perfectly normal to me, beside the twins have two parents, not just one. And Marc Anthony should be responsible for taking care of his children too. I figure he has enough experience, Doesn’t he have like a zillion kids?

  6. anonny

    Well, I am not going to pass any judgement on J.lo this time because she is not wearing fur and she manages to look fantastic.

  7. paton

    Geez Wheez! she is a celebrity for God’s sake! Isn’t she expected to get her hair done?

  8. MILF

    Jenny is looking yummi.

  9. Aubrey

    It appears as if she is not wearing shoes.

  10. I guess babies are the ultimate Fashion accessory and now J.Lo has them!

  11. bettyloopy

    What is wrong with you people?! You don’t bring very young babies to a hair salon! Now she is a bad mother because she got her hair done? What is wrong with you people?! Just because she has babies, she still gets to leave the house! There is no rule that says just because you are a celebrity we get to see your kids! I think kids shall be OFF LIMITS! You never see John Bon Jovi’s kids, you rarely see Arnold’s kids and at is how it should be!

  12. Whitey Fisk

    “Marc Anthony has to rattle his bones and chains around his crypt….” So freakin’ funny! You made my day!

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