Jennifer Lopez FINALLY Stops Attending Events to Have Her Babies

February 21st, 2008 // 9 Comments

Holy Moses, Jennifer Lopez is so incredibly pregnant in these pictures, it’s insane. It seems that the more her stomach expands, the bigger her hair gets as well. It’s nuts. And yes, I’m all about the beauty of pregnant women and whatnot, but I feel that with all of her make-up, jewelry and enormous hair, she’s starting to look like a male Jennifer Lopez impersonator with a beer gut.

Now, she’s finally taken my advice to GET OFF THE RED CARPET and has checked herself into the North Short University Hospital, where a room has been held for her two weeks, waiting for the pop diva to arrive. Page Six reports that a patient at the hospital tipped them off that the staff recently got all excited, announcing, “J.Lo is here!” Let the celebrity-baby birthing begin!

Photos: WENN

By Lisa Timmons

  1. jen

    Hey everybody, guess who got caught cheating last nigh! TOM CRUISE……….. I knew there was something fishy about him! See the story and photos on

  2. wza

    i don’t know how it’s possible but even jen’s nose looks pregnant. jesus christ she’s huge.

  3. Tokia

    Lisa, you are sooo right. She definitely has that gender bender look, even her hands have become gi-normous.

  4. Lola

    I don’t know why I dislike JLo so much, but I can totally picture her telling the doctors and nurses in the delivery room, “don’t look at me!” Why does she think that photos of her Skeltor babies are worth $6 million????? I’d have more respect if she gave the $$ to charity.

  5. Michael

    A pregnant lady makes for an easy target. You should feel proud for making fun of woman who is in her 8th month, expecting twins.

  6. Gwen

    She looks very fat, but also very cute. She reminds of Ms. Piggy.

  7. Holly dinosaur!

    OMG!, she looks so bloated, when is she due?, She looks cute in the small pictures though.

  8. Life

    It doesn’t matter how much money she has, there is no amount that’ll stop the horrible stretch marks she’ll be getting because of how large she grew during this time, for i’ll bet she kill a bunch of dolphins to try to get rid of them with their oil!

  9. mojoman

    It’s not about making fun at pregnant woman per se but it’s her personally. What I cant stand about her is she is already set to pimp her twins out to the world. Agreed there are fascination about celebs babies yada yada, but Jlo’s..hmm not so much. She is a freakin diva with money, but with no class!

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