Jennifer Lopez FINALLY Stops Attending Events to Have Her Babies

Holy Moses, Jennifer Lopez is so incredibly pregnant in these pictures, it’s insane. It seems that the more her stomach expands, the bigger her hair gets as well. It’s nuts. And yes, I’m all about the beauty of pregnant women and whatnot, but I feel that with all of her make-up, jewelry and enormous hair, she’s starting to look like a male Jennifer Lopez impersonator with a beer gut.

Now, she’s finally taken my advice to GET OFF THE RED CARPET and has checked herself into the North Short University Hospital, where a room has been held for her two weeks, waiting for the pop diva to arrive. Page Six reports that a patient at the hospital tipped them off that the staff recently got all excited, announcing, “J.Lo is here!” Let the celebrity-baby birthing begin!

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