JLO is Done with Smelly Dancers

August 24th, 2007 // 8 Comments

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Jennifer Lopez and her enormous pants are partnering up with Secret ® deodorant to hold a national dance contest. La Lopez is combing the nation, from New York to Dallas, Atlanta, Miami, Chicago and Las Vegas, to find the “hottest female dancer” in the country to join JLO in an upcoming music video of hers.

“Secret’s Show Us Your Moves” dance contest is in celebration of the launch of Secret’s new campaign, ‘Because You’re Hot.’ The campaign, created by Leo Burnett Chicago, celebrates the different definitions of what makes a woman uniquely “hot,” such as confidence, femininity and strength.

Jennifer Lopez was selected because the brand believes that she epitomizes these qualities. I really, REALLY hope that during the judging process, a man dressed in a giant deodorant stick costume gets to say, in a British accent of course, to all of the losers, “I’m sorry, but you STINK!”

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By Lisa Timmons
  1. MardiGras

    Those pants are so huge she could hide her husband in one of the legs.

  2. nastybugger

    lordy, she looks so much prettier when she smiles for the camera instead of those stupid open-mouth “look how sexy I am” looks on her face.

  3. Si

    Horrible pants,her face is Terrible too!!!!

  4. Hilda

    Damn, what’s up with that fucking tote bag she’s carrying? Is she hiding Marc in there? This is one of my celebrity pet peeves, ginormous bags and wearing scarves in the summer. What’s up with that?

  5. Hilda

    Damn, what’s up with that fucking tote bag she’s carrying? Is she hiding Marc in there? This is one of my celebrity pet peeves, ginormous bags and wearing scarves in the summer. What’s up with that?

  6. Zekers

    Hey Hilda-did you know that “ginormous” was recently (officially) added to the dictionary? My husband teased me for years for using made-up words…nah nah!
    I’m waiting for ‘absitively’ and ‘posolutely’ to follow!

  7. Jeanie

    If she wants the hottest female dancer, why doesn’t she just pick one from “So you think you can dance”?? Those chicks on that show were freakin’ awesome.

  8. Hilda

    Zekers, I didn’t know ginormous was added to the dictionary, thanks for the info. I’m digging those 2 words too.

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