Jennifer Lopez To Star In ‘Dallas’?

March 14th, 2006 // 11 Comments

Yes, the film adaption of the classic TV soap Dallas, is set to come to the big screen. Jennifer Lopez is being looked at to play the part of Sue Ellen Ewing, the wife of J.R. Ewing (possibly to be played by John Travolta). I could see Ms. Lopez in the role of the boozy and conniving Sue Ellen, but do we really need a screen version of this?

That big-screen version of Dallas is inching closer to reality. Variety reports that the cast is starting to fill out — particularly in the backside, one might say, with Jennifer Lopez being offered the role of Sue Ellen Ewing (played by Linda Gray on the long-running CBS serial). Luke Wilson is in talks to play Bobby, and Shirley MacLaine is being eyed for Miss Ellie, while the most plum part, J.R. himself, is still earmarked for John Travolta (production on Dallas would begin in October, after he’s done filming Hairspray). You can practically hear Paris Hilton and Jessica Simpson catfighting over the role of Lucy.

(Source: TV Guide)

By Miu von Furstenberg
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  1. YOURface

    THAT THONG MUST STANK

  2. taya

    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SAGGY ASS

  3. Emily

    Holy shit thats disturbing in so many levels. Her saggy ass!

  4. Silasdog

    Lopez is crap, always was!

  5. robb257731

    Hmmm, wouldn’t she be better playing one of the maids at Southfork?

  6. Jaded

    So THAT’s her great ass????? Disgusting. Do you think that pic is really her?

  7. kiki

    should be “Jiggly” not “Gigli”

  8. Passport Junkie

    …that guy to the left of her looks like he’s really straining to lift….

    gggrrrnnnnnn

  9. susiegrl

    Oh please…NO dancing in this one if Mr. Saturday Night Fever gets the role!!!

  10. Love J-Lo

    God, what I would do to fuck that ass. She is fuckin’ hot.

    All of you haters are jealous. That woman has a body on her that can drive any man to leave his wife at any time. THAT is a hot chick.

    If she is at the club, you know the men go to her not your lame asses so stop hating. This woman is out of control gorgeous.

  11. johnny

    umm all you people need to stop hating on her. they take they pictures and try to make people look bad. and you dumbies go and fall for it. you know damn well she way hotter then that pic and shes the hottest thing in entertainment now. so lets get over ourselves and leave her alone. shes all that.

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