Jennifer Garner To Provide Violet With A Rose, Lily, or Daisy

July 18th, 2008 // 3 Comments

I wonder if they’d do that. Nah, they don’t seem that whimsical or like they do any of the good drugs. Jennifer Garner is pregnant, according to her former Alias co-star Victor Garber. He might also be her former friend if he keeps this shit up. He was totally hot on Alias, though, and I usually don’t go for the silver daddies.

“She is five months pregnant. They are very happy,” Garber says. Garber was also the gay who married them in 2005.

This pregnancy comes on the heels of scary rumors that Jennifer and husband Ben Affleck weren’t feeling their marriage anymore. PLEASE do not tell me this is a marriage-saving pregnancy. Because that shit results in the child growing up to be a performance artist who doesn’t use deodorant, a housewife/call girl, or a dentist. None of those are good.

I wonder if they’d do that. Nah, they don’t seem that whimsical or like they do any of the good drugs. Jennifer Garner is pregnant, according to her former Alias co-star Victor Garber. He might also be her former friend if he keeps this shit up. He was totally hot on Alias, though, and I usually don’t go for the silver daddies.”She is five months pregnant. They are very happy,” Garber says.This pregnancy comes on the heels of scary rumors
that Jennifer and husband Ben Affleck weren’t feeling their marriage
anymore. PLEASE do not tell me this is a marriage-saving pregnancy.
Because that shit results in the child growing up to be a performance
artist who doesn’t use deodorant, a housewife/call girl, or a dentist.
None of those are good.

By J. Harvey
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  1. S_M_G

    Teehee, freudian slip there J. ! :-))

    He is the GAY that married them? LMAO

  2. green cardigan

    This is good news. She seems like a devoted Mammy and their little girl is lovely. I’m reserving judgement on Ben though. He strikes me as the type to sit in the living room in his jocks for 2 weeks without opening the curtains. Jennifer on the other hand, seems sunny and happy. anyway I hope it all works out.

    Is there any flower name they could use if it’s a boy? You know , keep with the theme.Hybiscus or something like that.

  3. bitterpill

    Vic is now claiming he was misquoted. Uh-oh. Maybe Jennifer called and threatened to kick him in the balls.

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