Jennifer Aniston Would Like John Mayer To Quiet Down

October 23rd, 2008 // 4 Comments

OK! reports that Jennifer Aniston approached John Mayer about getting back together (with a proposal?) but had one condition – he can’t talk to the press anymore about their relationship. Why doesn’t she just ask him not to breathe or blink ever again?

“Jen is fanatical about keeping her relationships private,” a source said and added that Aniston was reportedly “horrified” when Mayer gave his impromptu press conference about how he dumped Aniston to the paps in August.

Doesn’t this seem a a little demented and sad like Brian Johnson in the Physics Club? She went to him to “take him back” and gave him an ultimatum at the same time so he wouldn’t take her for completely desperate. It’s time for her to check out the sperm bank and reclaim a little dignity.

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OK! reports that Jennifer Aniston approached John Mayer about getting back together (with a proposal?)
but had one condition – he can’t talk to the press anymore about their
relationship. Why doesn’t she just ask him not to breathe or blink ever
again?”Jen is fanatical about keeping her relationships
private,” a source said and added that Aniston was reportedly
“horrified” when Mayer gave his impromptu press conference about how he
dumped Aniston to the paps in August.Doesn’t this seem a a little demented and sad
like Brian Johnson in the Physics Club? She went to him to “take him
back” and gave him an ultimatum at the same time so he wouldn’t take
her for completely desperate. It’s time for her to check out the sperm
bank and reclaim a little dignity.

By J. Harvey
  1. Kelly

    It’s sorta social…

  2. lolay

    ew, trying to sound like Perez doesn’t suit you.

  3. someone

    I read on another site, that John begged her to take him back, and thats when she told him she would if he would STFU…so if the other story is true, them its John that is desperate not Jen.

  4. Upskt Celebs

    I think that all of us covering this story need to get a life of our own. I’m just saying that because all this time I thought Jen was waiting for me….and now she’s gone and done this.

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