Jennifer Aniston To Wed Douche? (Part 34)

Jennifer Aniston is reportedly considering (ok, desperate to be) getting hitched to John Mayer.

“Jen is so in love with John (that) they are
already talking marriage,” some random says.  “I would
not be at all surprised to see Jen and John make it legal sooner rather
than later.  In fact, I would be shocked if they didn’t tie the knot
before her 40th birthday in February.”

Blah blah blah. You know what Jennifer needs to liven her ass up? She needs to play some sort of action heroine or psychotic killer. What she needs to break out of her wheat toast boring ass desperate to have a man and a baby mode is to snap someone’s neck with her bare hands on film.

She needs to rip someone’s ear off with her teeth and then spit out their earring. Either that or some sort of Sharon Stoneesque coochie-flashing character. Whenever she’s on the screen, that sleep aid commercial butterfly alights on my face and I lose consciousness.

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Jennifer Aniston is reportedly considering (ok, desperate to be) getting hitched to John Mayer. “Jen is so in love with John (that) they are
already talking marriage,” some random says.  “I would
not be at all surprised to see Jen and John make it legal sooner rather
than later.  In fact, I would be shocked if they didn’t tie the knot
before her 40th birthday in February.”
Blah
blah blah. You know what Jennifer needs to liven her ass up? She needs
to play some sort of action heroine or psychotic killer. What she needs
to break out of her wheat toast boring ass desperate to have a man and a baby mode is to snap someone’s neck with her bare hands on film. She
needs to rip someone’s ear off with her teeth and then spit out their
earring. Either that or some sort of Sharon Stoneesque coochie-flashing
character. Whenever she’s on the screen, that sleep aid commercial
butterfly alights on my face and I lose consciousness.Check out all 10 photos of Jennifer Aniston in the gallery!