Jennifer Aniston Needs To Do Damage Control ASAP

Uh oh.  Jennifer Aniston just can’t catch a break, can she?  First, the most glorious relationship of all time dissolves.  Then, it is basically admitted that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were hooking up before Jen and Brad’s marriage was officially over.  Then, the tabloids decide that Jen is the loneliest, most desperate, baby-wantingest spinster in the whole wide world.  

You’d think the next disaster had to be earth shattering, right?  Like, Brad and Angelina spawn a little baby Jen, or something as equally creepy and bizarre.  Unfortunately, the beauty that hat-trick would require is inconceivable, so instead, Jen called herself a “retard” on Live with Regis and Kelly.  Yikes.  While on the show, Regis and Jen were talking about her  recent photoshoot as Barbara Streisand.  “‘You’re playing dress up!’ Regis told her.  She replied, ‘Yes, I play dress up!  I do it for a living, like a retard!'”

Jen, seen here in New York today, promoting her movie “The Switch” (in which she plays a desperate, baby-wanting, spinster…), better do some damage control ASAP.  She most likely did not mean it to be offensive, but she’s a celebrity, and needs to watch herself.  In the words of one (Team Angie) roommate, “Angelina would never do that,” but Team Jen hopes she’s able to fix this one quickly.