Jennifer Aniston Marries Ben Affleck

Here’s some blurry grassy knoll-type pics of Jennifer Aniston and Ben Affleck from the set of “He’s Just Not That Into You”. This pic has EVERYONE in it. Drew’s hanging out on the Gay Pride float with Ricky Vasquez. Scarjo’s being a twat on set, and look – Jennifer Aniston is fake-marrying Ben Affleck! They look good even though the camera that took these was apparently strapped to a buoy out in the ocean. Jenn’s trying to resurrect her hot lately, and was flaunting it on a beach in Hawaii.

A source told OK! magazine: “The reaction from people seeing her in that itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny bikini did more for Jen’s self-image and self-confidence than all her years of therapy put together.”

“She didn’t realize the impact it had until she was back in Los Angeles after the trip. Everywhere she went, everyone she spoke to told her what an absolute knockout she is and what great shape she’s in.”

“For a 38-year-old woman who has just come out of a relationship and hasn’t been in front of the cameras in two years – it had her walking on air.”

No more sitting around eating pork rinds with Vince Vaughn. No more sneaking coke-sniffing British models up her driveway at all hours. Maybe she’s dismantled the cell where she planned to hold Shiloh. It’s a whole new world.