Jennifer Aniston In A Bikini!

September 28th, 2008 // 2 Comments

Grab your Jergens because this one’s going to be hot! Wow, I am so
hungover to have typed that. Here’s Jennifer Aniston on the beach in
Mexico, trying to gather her throughts. She’s like “John Mayer‘s a dickbag, but should I get back with him? That whore Cameron Diaz took off with my male model. And there’s Brad Pitt.
Oh, Brad. We had something. We did. Until you took off with her. HER.
That fake-ass, baby-stealing vampiric slut! I SHOULD BE THE ONE LIVING
IN FRANCE WITH AN ARMY OF CHILDREN!”

In other news, Aniston loves Mexico. She’s always there. Where’s the old dude?

Click any image in the gallery for more pictures of Jennifer Aniston in a bikini

 


Grab your Jergens because this one’s going to be hot! Wow, I am so
hungover to have typed that. Here’s Jennifer Aniston on the beach in
Mexico, trying to gather her throughts. She’s like “John Mayer‘s a dickbag, but should I get back with him? That whore Cameron Diaz took off with my male model. And there’s Brad Pitt.
Oh, Brad. We had something. We did. Until you took off with her. HER.
That fake-ass, baby-stealing vampiric slut! I SHOULD BE THE ONE LIVING
IN FRANCE WITH AN ARMY OF CHILDREN!”In other news, Aniston loves Mexico. She’s always there. Where’s the old dude?Click any image in the gallery for more pictures of Jennifer Aniston in a bikini!

By J. Harvey
  1. stewie

    Oh just do the Friends reunion show/movie already. Their careers have not exactly taken off since 2004.

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