Jennifer Aniston’s Romantic Cruise With Gerard Butler Isn’t Helping Her Case

What is it with women who avoid admitting the obvious?

Listen Jennifer. We all know Gerard Butler is kind of a handsome man-hoe. And well, you’ve got needs. So let’s just call the kettle black and admit to the world that you’re tapping that. This media game of “we’re just friends” business is so played out.

Before yesterday’s premiere of The Bounty Hunter in Paris, Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler took a cozy ride on a cruise along with a group of friends, who I’m sure were probably paid actors pretending to be “friends” as to distract the paparazzi from assuming a one-on-one date was happening between the two hot co-stars.

Can’t say I loved her dress of choice for the premiere, but if Gerard is going to be ripping it off later, I guess it’s worth one solid run down a red carpet.

In other news, Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squekquel beat out The Twilight Saga: New Moon for Favorite Film of the Year at this weekends Kid’s Choice Awards? Is anyone else still in horror over these results?