Jennifer Aniston Gets Some Sun, Possibly Writing Evil Book About Brad And Angie

March 19th, 2008 // 21 Comments

There’s a rumor going around that Jennifer Aniston is writing a tome about how much her ex-husband Brad Pitt and his dungeon mistress Angelina Jolie suck. I don’t know if I buy this one. Sure, she’s a bitter piece of toast but she seems to be fairly busy and would probably make herself look even snarlier than we imagined she was.

“Sources” say that Jenn wanted to go over what she wrote with Brad and Angie at a recent pre-Oscars bash, but they avoided her ass and went to the Independent Spirit Awards instead. And that this move on their part is causing her to write some really vindictive prose about them. Yeah, this story is getting less and less believable. Let me throw a quote in here and see if that shores it up.

“This book could ruin Angelina and Brad. Jen will prove that the pen really is mightier than the sword,” says the “source”. Yeah, that didn’t do it, either. I just can’t picture Jennifer Aniston running around with manuscript pages in her clutch purse at a major Hollywood event ready to shove in Angie’s face. This rings false. I’d be more concerned with the open bar, and which guy I was going to hit on. She’s unfettered by a relationship; she should just live her life.

What doesn’t ring false is that beach set-up she inhabits in these pics. Damn! You get your own bed beside the ocean, and a college basketball player brings you fruit on a plate? And then some lesbian rubs oil on your back? Switch the basketball player and the lesbian and we’re golden!

Photos: BauerGriffinOnline.com

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Photos: BauerGriffinOnline.com

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  1. T-Bone

    “Sources” say that Jenn wanted to go over what she wrote with Brad and Angie at a recent pre-Oscars bash”

    Ok, this line alone proves this is total B.S. Like she brought her rough draft manuscript to a pre-Oscar party so she, Brad and Angie could just hang out and skim the text.

  2. Veronica

    Please, don’t think we will ever know the whole truth. Jen is posing for the cameras, by the way.
    She knows they are out there.

    Cannot WAIT for some awards show where all three attend. I want the cameras to be focused on them especially if one is a nominee or is a host …. please oh please, Hollywood, make this happen!!!

  3. Elaine Benes

    I’m sure Jen feels a bit of a sting from her divorce, but I cannot see her as being vengeful & write a book about it. She’s stayed low-keyed through it all & of course at times would be honest & say how she feels or what she went through (like any normal person), But I don’t think she was bitchy at all. I was when I went through my divorce. But for being in the public eye, she took the high road. I think this book rumor is crap.

  4. Ugh

    Seems she’s moved on with her life but the gossip pages won’t. She’s got way too much class to waste her time with anything to do with trash like Holie.

  5. Buckley

    Nah..it’s Angie who is writing a book:
    “How to wreck a marriage and still come out smelling like roses’

  6. tiger

    What a miserable, twisted, bitter, manipulative, talentless, scheming, clingy, dried up, shrivelled, pot bellied bitch! Move on Anniston! No wonder Brad, Vince and all the others dumped you.

  7. AHA

    EASY TIGER!
    I’m sorry she never responded to your stalkery fan letters…boo hoo

  8. wildflower509

    Totally bogus story. Jennifer has so moved on with her life since her lucky escape from the Boy-Man, Pitt. She’s one classy, self-confident, charasmatic woman who is obviously well satisfied with her life and lifestyle. Better to be very happy without a male partner, than to be horribly miserable with the wrong partner, right Jen?

  9. Karen

    Desperate aren’t you – you’re quoting the Daily Star UK. Give me a frickin’ break.

    Jen looks great. Love it. Thanks for the pics. Your story???? sucks.

  10. Karen

    Desperate aren’t you – you’re quoting the Daily Star UK. Give me a frickin’ break.

    Jen looks great. Love it. Thanks for the pics. Your story???? sucks.

  11. teah

    What a ridiculous story..Coming out of the UK..too funny that you actually posted about it on your site!!!Jennifer looks great and she’s moved on.The lady with her is her makeup person-they’ve been friends for years!!!Do some searching and get us the real story about Brian D. …okay??? Heard he’s in Miami- can you get us info on that please!

  12. teah

    What a ridiculous story..Coming out of the UK..too funny that you actually posted about it on your site!!!Jennifer looks great and she’s moved on.The lady with her is her makeup person-they’ve been friends for years!!!Do some searching and get us the real story about Brian D. …okay??? Heard he’s in Miami- can you get us info on that please!

  13. person

    I think I would sell my car to have her body. Way to make me fear bikini season, Ms. Aniston.

  14. Zekers

    Oh Person, I feel your pain! She looks fantastic, doesn’t she?

    As for the story…uh huh…

  15. spaz

    uh, tiger? “pot-bellied”? you must be looking at different pictures than the rest of us.

    that comment alone tell us that you might have a slight bias against this woman.

  16. Debbie

    That is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard! I’m sure! Jennifer has handled herself with nothing but class, dignity and grace ever since her split. She’s beautiful and intelligent and successful and obviously way OVER Brad. And she has lots of girlfriends which is a testament to her loyalty. How many girlfriends does Angie have? Like none!

  17. Debbie

    That is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard! I’m sure! Jennifer has handled herself with nothing but class, dignity and grace ever since her split. She’s beautiful and intelligent and successful and obviously way OVER Brad. And she has lots of girlfriends which is a testament to her loyalty. How many girlfriends does Angie have? Like none!

  18. Debbie

    That is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard! I’m sure! Jennifer has handled herself with nothing but class, dignity and grace ever since her split. She’s beautiful and intelligent and successful and obviously way OVER Brad. And she has lots of girlfriends which is a testament to her loyalty. How many girlfriends does Angie have? Like none!

  19. green cardigan

    No, it’s true. The book is going to happen.
    Jane Pitt is ghost writing it for her.

  20. green cardigan

    No, it’s true. The book is going to happen.
    Jane Pitt is ghost writing it for her.

  21. fanistons are retards

    Submitted by FRAUDIFER FRAUDISTON on May 3, 2008 – 5:04am.
    Submitted by from FugliesFirst on May 2, 2008 – 7:24am.

    —- like. umm you’re hotter, NO you’re hotter.

    —- jen- I’m gonna pee on ya know b*tch, you want it or want it?

    —– hell I do, pee on me john mayer, pee on me now!!!

    I want it! I need it!

    —– if you want it, you got it wh)re, you are my b*tch. tell me am I hotter then Brad … Tell me skanky sl*t! you are a slUt!

    —- I am john mayer, I am.

    —- do you think of me when you spread your azz cheeks to paps?

    —— oh you bet I am… I imagine you peeing on me. I listen to your body is a wonderland on my Ipod and I secretly touch myself LOL.

    And you’re way hotter than Brad. Now tell me, am I hotter than hoLIE the skank?

    (JM scratches his head — pauses for a few seconds)

    —– you paused there douchebag! YOU PAUSED THERE!!!

    —- HELL NO I DIDN’T PAUSE THERE!!!! HELLZZZ NOOO!!! I’ve got fleas in my hair. my jenny– I didn’t take a shower the last 45 days, I’ve got fleas m*therf*cker FLEAS!!!!!!!!

    —- OMG, like … I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS. you told huvane at the meeting that you find me sexier than skangelina!! refund the money I paid you. NOW!!! I’ll wipe you off from the music industry. you won’t even be able to post your home-made vids at fcuking youtube!!!!!!

    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    WAIT<<< they’re not even f*cking!!!!!!!!!!

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