UPDATE: Is Jennifer Aniston Boarding The Celebrity Baby Train? (Looks Like No)

December 27th, 2007 // 8 Comments

This should help her get up out of those doldrums she’s been languishing in ever since Brad Pitt left her for Angelina Jolie. “The National Enquirer” is screaming that Jennifer Aniston is with child. This actually sounds feasible to me. She wants kids. There’s no stable man around. And the clock is ticking. Speculation as to who the alleged father would be is centering around three possible choices: Vince Vaughn, Jason Lewis (Smith from “Sex and the City”) and that British model she was having round’ for tea, crumpets and shagging – Paul Sculfor. If this purported impending bundle of joy wipes that puss off her face, it’s fine by me. Extra points will be scored if the baby comes out wearing a “Rachel” hairstyle. Even if it’s a boy.

UPDATE: Jennifer Aniston is now denying she is with child, via her representatives. You know she called her reps and was totally passive-aggressive and slightly whiny. There was no shrieking but there was a lot of “you know, I pay you guys a lot of money to protect me from this and I really don’t appreciate….blah blah blah”. You know how she is. She allegedly had a martini at a Christmas Eve dinner with Courtney Cox and that poor bastard David Arquette and had her hair colored. Which you don’t do if you’re pregnant. Unless you’re really trashy. Like Britney. Or Nicole Richie. Screw that charity, bitch was seen smoking!

By J. Harvey

  1. erika

    She DOES NOT want a child. I predict she will never have a child.

  2. erika

    She DOES NOT want a child. I predict she will never have a child.

  3. Eyes of Green

    Please – can we all just Get Over Her and Brad??? Give me a freaking break!

    Do we think that constantly bringing up their failed marriage will make it better? They have both moved on, now can the rest of us do the same please? If she is preg and she wants to be, then more power to her. I highly doubt this is true, considering the news source.

  4. Ugh

    Gosh, looks like she was just a little bloated. Been there, done that, and will again. I just think she’d say if she were pregnant and not do the tabloid thing. She’s got too much class to act all crazy about it, if it were true. Love her!

  5. MrsBeasley

    would HAVE would HAVE would HAVE
    would OF

    I hope you at least know the correct usages of who and whom. That really drives me nuts.

  6. I think she’s just fat, dude!

  7. She’s just constipated in that picture. Horribly, horribly constipated.

  8. blady02

    I liked Susie’s on the mark comment, I agree have any of you seen Pax’s hair they never bathe those kids and I too feel very sorry for Shiloh! But Rock on Jen!

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